I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON
This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
I will never not reblog this.
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg
sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
what the fuck canada gets nothing cool
trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
1. Slowly Wake Up
2. Take a Shower
3. Wash Your Face
4. Brush Your Teeth
5. Check your emails/updates.
6. Listen to music.
7. Lie down a little more.
8. Go get breakfast. Eat your favorite meal.
9. Write a to do list.
10. Plan out your day.