TheUglyFriend

starrynight3:

I AM REALLY UPSET BECAUSE NOBODY IS KISSING ME OR GOING OUT WITH ME OR CRUSHING ON ME EVERYONE ELSE HAS A PERSON WHERE IS MY PERSON WHY DONT I GET A FRICKIN PERSON

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

jamaicanamazon:

Black Excellence.

jamaicanamazon:

Black Excellence.

baby: g.. g-
grandma: what is it? are you trying to say grandma?
baby: get out me car

farorescourage:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

what the fuck canada gets nothing cool

destiel:

trying to make a situation better and accidentally making it a worse
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10 Steps to Get a Good Start to Your Day

psych-facts:

1. Slowly Wake Up 

2. Take a Shower

3. Wash Your Face

4. Brush Your Teeth 

5. Check your emails/updates. 

6. Listen to music. 

7. Lie down a little more. 

8. Go get breakfast. Eat your favorite meal. 

9. Write a to do list. 

10. Plan out your day. 

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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